Dearest Media Majors,
Come have a blast at the All Majors Sock Hop in the gym. Yeah, no shoes aloud, but we got a truck load of funky socks from our friends at Pair of Thieves! Games, Give Aways, Dancing, & A TON OF INFORMATION !
If you have a conflict, you must e.mail professor sandman at email@example.com OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
See you there!
-Your Friendly Central Scrutinizer